Twas' a dark and dreary Sunday eve'. PEPE had heard of an infamous star that would be singing Downtown at the PEPE Lounge for the President of The United States of PEPE. It was Mr PEPE President's Birthday, and MONROEPEPE was the name of the dame... Alas! As Mr PEPE President began caving in to Miss MONROEPEPE's hypnotic birthday song, no-one could have ever known that MONROEPEPE was working undercover with the Russian Government, to KILL the PEPE President of The United States of PEPE!!! MONROEPEPE's ravishing looks were decieving, her flashy feathers were alluring, she razzle dazzled him with her high heel kicks........ and with a Coca Cola addiction to boot. Mr PEPE President was in for more trouble than he bargained for. Happy Birthday Mr PEPE President... XOXO MONROEPEPE

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